pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.
OH HEIL NO
JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE
THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD
GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.
JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE.
Come on guys, be adolfs about this.
(Source: changetheworldlaugh)
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT
(Source: fallingintothedenouement)
“Rope tricks” are seen in this image of a nuclear explosion taken less than one millisecond after detonation. During operation Tumbler-Snapper in 1952, this nuclear test device was suspended 300 feet above the Nevada desert floor, and anchored by mooring cables. As the ball of plasma expanded, the radiating energy superheated and vaporized the cables just ahead of the fireball, resulting in the “spike” effects. (U.S. Department of Defense)
All my mind can register is just: monsters. Unreal, beautiful, horrible monsters.
